Thursday, June 5, 2008

Reading Log

Astronaut Go Boom!

On a fateful mission to re align a satellite. An astronaut died trying to do it here's how it happened. On the spacecraft for the satellite repair crew. One rookie astronaut was sent out for the job. With his new repair experience he wanted to show what he was made of. He got out of the airlock and set out. Unfortunately he forgot to fill most of his air tank. So after five minutes of working, he started to suffocate. Causing him to quickly implode and die.

Sky Kill

On one afternoon, A skydiver was ready to go! He was in his Private plane all suited up and adrenaline pumped. But one thing was amiss, he had never taken skydiving lessons before! With a stupid thought that jumping out of a plane required no experience. As he jumped off and floated down, he forgot one thing, he wasn't in a privet air space. He remembered this as he crashed into a passenger plane and was shredded up by the turbines. None of the passengers were hurt, and the last seen of the skydiver were bits of his clothes floating towards Canada.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Reading Log

Dear Noah,
You left your Gold medal in my room and I wanted to know where to put it. Plus I think you took my earrings by mistake.
Let me know,

Abbey

Dear Abbey,
You should just leave it on my dresser, and why would I want your earrings! I’m not going to wear them or anything!
Write back,

Noah

Dear Noah,
I know you took my earrings! I saw you take them last night! I’m not stuped!
Give them back!

Abbey

Dear Abbey
They must have been taken by someone else oh and you spelled stupid wrong.
Don’t write back,

Noah

Dear Abbey,
I wanted to try on your earrings to see how they looked. I meant to tell you earlier but I forgot.
Sorry,

Mom

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Reading Log

The Group


There I was, getting the swirly of a life time... in a bad way. It was Bully Day at our school, which means all the bully's gather up once a month to do their worst. None of the teachers can stop them because they pick on the teachers too. They tie them up or throw stuff at them. If any of them try to call the police, they have a bully room that monitors all the rooms, so if one of them tries to call they disconnect the phone lines from the room. Now you might be thinking, how does a bully get all this technology? Because Sheldon, the schools tech geek, was the one behind this. Sheldon was forced to do all the technology for the bully's, it was the only way to avoid a Texas wedgie. I was okay with Bully Day until that day.

I brought in my shiny rock collection for show and tell. The shiny rock collection was passed down for ages and we would add rocks to it and pass it down to our children. I brought it up to the desk and opened it up when a bully took it away and ran away saying, "Go Bully Day!" Then I realized I brought in my collection on Bully Day. I had it with those bullys and I would do any thing to get that collection back. So there was only one thing to do, get a partner. I needed someone smart and generous and someone that needed my help. There was only one kid, Sheldon.

To Be Continued...

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Reading Log

Hiking Expert
One day a so called "hiking expert" wanted to lead a complementary hiking trip. The company allowed it so the hikers packed up and set off. The trip was headed to Green Valley Falls and was a 3 mile hike. The hiking expert told the group that the falls had a magnificent view and natural water slide. But as our expert told the group about the falls wondrous things he forgot to tell about the slippery rocks. To his own demise he fell down the 100 ft. falls and died. The man warned the group about bears and snakes but forgot to remind himself of the surroundings around him.


It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a plane?
Private plane was sitting in the runway waiting for a very wealthy man to board it. The man boarded the plane and took off. On its way the plane encountered some turbulence. The pilot said it would take three hours longer to get around safely. The man didn't want to be there that long so he pushed the pilot aside and took the wheel. As the plane went through the clouds it was struck by lightning. The plane went down and crashed right into a couples house. The couple said, "Even though our house is gone the gold the man was carrying will repair any damages.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Reading Log

This is an embarrassing story that happened to me and my friend.

One day I was talking to my friend and we started to mess around. We pushed each other back and forth in a playful manner. My friend tripped backwards and hit his head against a wall. After the incident, the blow to his head left a scratch and a bump on his forehead. The wound on his head was not very big and it healed up the next day.

This is a made up story that I wanted to do.

One day, a 25 year old male and his friend applied to work at a power plant. The job interview was a success! The man was hired to work on turbine maintenance and his friend was put in the control room. In order to celebrate, the man wore his fancy iron ring. As the man was at his post the manger reminded him he had to check the turbine every couple of hours. When the time came to check the turbine the man climbed inside and started to check the machine. When he was checking the magnet, the iron ring was instantly magnetized to the magnet. The man tried to pull his finger out of the ring but the man miscalculated the size of the ring to his own finger. The red alert light went on telling him to get out of the turbine. He phoned his buddy in the control room to stop the machine and call for help. But his friend liked to celebrate a different way, by drinking about six beers. In his drunken state he pressed start and the man in the turbine became a nice conductor for the electric current, frying him to a blackened state. The moral of this story is, even if you like your bling don't wear it to a job with electricity.

(This story is not true in any sort of way but all the facts are pretty straight. But if they aren't, that's because they were written by a 12 year old.)